Had a nasty dream last night in which the good Lord was calling me to form a new charity called Christian Vice which would specialise in heavyweight enforcement of a very particular form of Christian morality focused on gay people, people seeking abortions whatever their motives, republicans who lack respect for her Majesty, Hindus and Muslims, anyone committed to the Church's child protection policy, actors of scurrilous plays, and heaven forbid liberal clergy. Give my moniker I am peculiarly suited to this new ministry both physically and theologically
In an apparent about-turn of what I had previously understood our Good Lord to have previously taught it was OK now to blackmail, put people in danger of nutcases by publishing their home telephone numbers and addresses and to personally picket outside clinics for cancer.
In this dream apparently my instructions were not to come from the Bible but from the website and newsletters of Christian Voice.
I was amused to read this afternoon this reflection on a similar calling here
I've got some doorman friends who would probably do the job as a favour to me without having the Christian conscience problem
Posted by: Diana | 03 March 2005 at 21:42